when people start getting close to your friends
have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
SO THE MARGE SELMA AND PATTY ARE MY FRIENDS I WAS LITERALLY BEHIND THE GUY WHO TOOK THE PHOTO
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
ravens are just goth parrots
This is the Australian Red-Tailed Black Cockatoo.
Goth Parrots are everywhere and they’re beautiful.
THAT AUSTRALIAN RED-TAILED BLACK COCKATOO IS THE MOST METAL BIRD I’VE EVER SEEN THANK YOU